A THOUGHT EXPERIMENT
Imagine the boss had to
learn this from scratch.
Imagine the boss was a robot who knew nothing yet about human biology. You would have to go and explain why toilet paper belongs at work.

Fortunately you will probably never need this meeting. Toilet paper is already a given. You take it for granted that someone makes sure it is there.
Read the dialogue
“I need toilet paper.”
“Which fault is it meant to fix?”
“None. I just need the toilet.”
“Shall we start with wee or poo?”
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